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Saturday, April 16, 2011

Funny Little Mac

Here are a few quotes from my 5 year old, Mac.

"Mom, I weigh 46.5 plus tax."

"Did you hear me fart? Then why aren't you laughing?"

Wayne has a kidney infection. I told Mac that the doctor was going to give his daddy a shot in the rear. Mac said, "Will he leak out of his butt?"

Mac ran into the street. I told him that he would get hit by a car doing that. He said, "Then I will die. Go to heaven. And God would say, 'Mmmm, Mmmm, look what you did to your momma!'"

 "I don't like that gum. It makes me blond."

"Mom, that is a big mouth bass spawning ground. You can't fish there because the Daddy fish is protecting his eggs and will get angry."

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